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Giveaway, Sex Toys, Audio Smut, and More!

Masturbation Month giveaway, sex toys for sale, audio smut, and more!

I really don’t share enough of my other projects over here. Let’s just say self-promotion (beyond the please-read-my-writing kind) isn’t my strong suit.

But I’ve got stuff going on! And it’s high time I talk about it.

Masturbation Month Giveaway

I’m a bad, bad meme organizer that it’s mid-May and I’m just now telling you about the Masturbation Month giveaway. But it’s a thing, and you’ve got multiple chances to enter. Some options can be done every single day. What do you win for your entry?

PLUS, Jerome (from the Butters) is throwing in a Satisfyer (I don’t know which one) that he was sent. He and his partner can’t use it, and it’s new and unopened.

That’s a lot, right?! The giveaway runs through the entire month of May, and I’ll draw a random winner in early June. Click here to enter and get more details!

Hot Octopuss Discount

Starting today (May 17, 2018), I’ve got a discount code if you’re jonesing for some Hot Octopuss action to celebrate Masturbation Month! Full disclosure: I’m an affiliate because I adore them. So if you use my link and/or coupon code, I get a little cash, too.

Maybe you don’t want the Atom Plus (or you want more than that). Use code KLMM15, and you’ll save 15 percent off nearly any* purchase at Hot Octopuss through May 31, 2018.

*I say “nearly any” because the only toy excluded from the discount is the Pocket Pulse Remote. Why? Because they’re experiencing a shortage of them. John Brownstone loves his, so I can understand why.

Shop Hot Octopuss and use code KLMM15 to save 15 percent.

Listen to the Masturbation Monday Podcast!

John Brownstone and I may be addicted to podcasts. Making them, I mean. We’ve got a new podcast specifically for Masturbation Monday, especially for people who enjoy smut. We ask participants of Masturbation Monday (the writers) to submit stories they’ve previously shared — anytime from week 1 to present. And John Brownstone records himself reading one every week.

Each episode is just a few minutes long, and you can always tell when he’s totally into it. He’s definitely done the Dom voice at least once and several growls during Domly dialogue. (Rawr!) The show is available on all major podcast apps include Apple Podcasts, Google Play, and Stitcher. Give it a listen!

John Brownstone Makes Hitty Things

Do you love impact play? So do we! Did you know that John Brownstone makes impact play toys and sells them through my website? Oh hell yeah, he does. I refer to them as weapons of ass destruction. Because they are. Whenever a Dominant gets a gleam in their eye after buying one, I simply look at their submissive and say, “I’m so, so sorry.” In, the best way, of course, lol.

He’s got four styles of wooden paddles, including one he calls The Lolly. It makes great marks. He’s a little low on canes right now, but if you’re willing to wait, you can order one and it’ll ship once it’s ready. Like hitty things and supporting kinky creators, especially the amazingness that is John Brownstone (Me, biased? Never!), take a look at the shop!

Shop Paddles

Shop Canes

Okay, that’s about all the self-promotion I can stand for one day. Go forth and enter to win free things, buy kinky toys, and/or listen to smut.

About the author

Kayla Lords

I am an erotic author, sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, an opinionated marketer, and speaker. You can find me online sharing my innermost sexual thoughts and experiences, teaching other bloggers how to make money writing about sex, and helping kinksters have healthy BDSM relationships. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom and business partner, John Brownstone. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!

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