Masturbation Monday

And Now For Some Announcements #MasturbationMonday

Does it still count as Masturbation Monday if I’m not posting anything smutty or sensual or even thought-provoking about masturbation? Gosh, I hope so.

A few updates instead because God knows a lot of shit has been going on…

The Masturbation Monday post for this week (featuring a giveaway from my faaaaaavorite lube company –  The Butters) went down temporarily but it’s back up. So if you tried to add a smutty post OR enter the giveaway and couldn’t, please try again. Everything is fixed.

Which leads to the next update…

The websites are fixed! The websites are fixed! (I hear that in my head as if I’m saying, “The British are coming! The British are coming!” – and if so, good for them.)

The server upgrade is complete. The money has been paid to the hosting company (some of which came from the fund for our wedding later this year, but I’m trying not to hyperventilate about that). All my websites should be accessible again.

I’ve barely blogged or shared anything for two damn weeks because of all the errors people were getting when they clicked on links, and I know that lack of writing or sharing messed with my head. Lucky John Brownstone got to hear it all instead of y’all.

Our new life (as outlined in episodes 81 and 82 over at Loving BDSM) begins when John Brownstone comes home on Friday afternoon. I’m a basketcase over it. But I’m also excited as fuck. Hopefully, you’ll see a lot more of him online – I’m batting my eyelashes in the hopes of convincing him to blog more often, too.

Last update….I haven’t masturbated in days! I’ve got several sex toys to try. Now that the website is functional again, I need to get my act in gear and play with my clit! (That’s not something I say everyday, but maybe I should.) Toy reviews are coming and hopefully I will, too, in the process.

The blogging life is getting back to normal which makes me a happy writer.

Forgive me for making this a mundane post for Masturbation Monday. Little to no kinky fuckery has gone on, although there was the late night fuck followed by the early morning fuck (just six hours apart) this weekend which was nice. For the real smut (and the giveaway!), head over to the Masturbation Monday page for this week and check out Exposing 40‘s beautiful ass as the prompt. Rawr!

About the author

Kayla Lords

I am a sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, international speaker, kink educator, and all-around kinky woman. You can find me online sharing my innermost sexual thoughts and experiences, teaching other bloggers how to make money writing about sex, and helping kinksters have happy healthy BDSM relationships. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom and business partner, John Brownstone. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!


  • Yay, for your blogging life to be getting back to normal…Yes I’m excited and a bit nervous as well to my upcoming life changes.
    I’m looking forward to spending more time in the forums as well as helping with the backend work for the sites and yeah even picking pen…errr keyboard and writing a bit myself.

  • The Butters are coming! The Butters are coming! Teehee. We are huge lovers of the Butters over here! Thanks for the tip!

  • Congratulations for getting everything back up and running again. It can be BEYOND frustrating when things aren’t working the way that you need them to!

  • The D/s Erotic Intimacy You and John Brownstone Share With Us Is Humbling! Glad Your Back On Line! YAY!

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