Hands-Free Orgasms

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! My plans for today are to wear comfortable (and cute) pajamas and watch movies or read my book. That’s it. I’m not cooking. I’m not cleaning. I’m not getting juice, water, or food for anyone…at least that’s the plan. In the meantime, I have got to tell you about the coolest toy I recently tried. O…M…G. (And yes, I received this product in exchange for an honest review.)

“Babygirl, I have a task for you today.”

I gulped, did a few mental calculations about what I had to do, and then nodded.

“You’re going to try out that new toy, the Ruby Glow. And you’re going to tell me all about it.”

“Yes, Daddy.”

It had arrived a week or so before, and we’d taken it out of the box, turned it on, and then set it aside. I was skeptical. The shape was odd. I couldn’t imagine it would be comfortable. And what if it was great, and I soaked the office chair we share? How was I supposed to explain the smell of sex and a wet spot to the kids?

But, when your Daddy Dom says to do something, it’s usually better to agree, especially when he’s giving you free rein with orgasms.

Mid-morning. The dog had his walk. I’d had breakfast. All the serious vanilla work was done. It was time to write a few blog posts. It was as good a time as any to try the toy.

It took a moment for me to get it working. A bad connection with the batteries, I think.

I spread a towel (double-folded) over the chair. I sat down over the toy. I had to position it and myself before I found a comfortable seat. Although my jeans were still on, I thought I’d try it out. Maybe through my clothes would be fine.

The buzzing was quiet, almost unnoticeable. Unfortunately, through my clothes, so were the sensations. With my dog as a witness, I pulled off my jeans. Okay, let’s try this through panties (Wonder Woman panties if you care to know).

It felt good but nothing that would induce orgasms.

Feeling a little silly and very naughty, I slipped the panties off. A moment or two to readjust, and it was in the right position again. Okay, here goes nothin’.

Ohhhhhhhhh, that first buzz felt nice. Mmmmm, yeah, keep doing that.

In the meantime, he and I emailed back and forth. I faithfully reported that yes, the toy was doing it’s thing and yes, I was enjoying it.

The first orgasm shocked me. It wasn’t huge, rip-roaring, or overwhelming, but it snuck up on me. It took my breath away. My eyes closed as I gripped the edge of the table, my computer completely forgotten. The second one wasn’t far behind.

My hips began to move against the toy. Yesssssss, that feels good.

Small, gentle waves of pleasure cascaded over me. I managed to type a few hundred words, pausing only to let an orgasm have its way with me.

With my hands free, I realized I could almost live tweet the experience:

OMG @TabithaErotica thank you for making the @TheRubyGlow a thing. I am dying over here…in the best way. #orgasms#somanyorgasms

— Kayla Lords (@KaylaLords) April 28, 2016

I lost count of the orgasms. I felt the rush of liquid heat splash between my thighs. I lost myself to dizzying sensations. I ground my pelvis into the toy, desperate for more, more, more.

And then…

#SexBloggerProblems – Having to turn off the vibe and put pants on because there’s a knock at the door – and you actually NEED to answer it.

— Kayla Lords (@KaylaLords) April 28, 2016

No really, it was important. Fun over. Time to put away the toy. The wet toy.

 

I was disappointed. I was willing to continue playing, even though I was getting sore. The feelings were delicious. The orgasms were good but not overwhelming. And best of all, if I could do something that didn’t require a lot of focus, I could work at the same time.

I was officially in love…

I can’t WAIT to write the review. I rarely do the “You should totally buy this” thing, but I am this time. https://t.co/BJXx8DBrlL

— Kayla Lords (@KaylaLords) April 28, 2016

About the Ruby Glow

So yes, this toy has been added to my list of recommended toys anyone with a vagina and clit should consider owning. The orgasms were wooooooonderful. They didn’t overwhelm (well, a couple of times they did, but when you have four or five back to back, that tends to happen). Yes, I had to position myself and the toy correctly so it was comfortable, but once I did, pleasure was all I noticed.

You want to know the coolest thing about the product? I mean, other than that you can (potentially) do other things while using it? Tabitha Rayne, an amazingly talented erotic writer, is the one who came up with the idea for it. Why? Because she, like many of us who write sexy things, gets turned on while she’s writing, but it’s not feasible to stop, get yourself off, and then get back to work.

And so the Ruby Glow was born!

Both stimulators, the clitoral and the vaginal/perineal mound, have motors so you get the vibrations from both sides. There are 10 settings – and while I didn’t try every possible combination, most were good enough to keep me going. Actually, when I wanted to focus a little more on what I was doing, I lowered the vibrations a bit. That didn’t stop my pelvis from grinding away against it, but I had a few less orgasms – until I cranked it back up again.

The Ruby Glow is soft, waterproof, and batter-operated. It can be used through clothing, but I didn’t feel enough sensations to get off from it. I may use it again while wearing a skirt or dress so I don’t have to get half-nude to enjoy it. Really and truly, if the doorbell hadn’t rung, I don’t know how long I would have let it continue. It really felt that good. The orgasms weren’t enough to wear me out and make me want to take a nap, but I was definitely relaxed for the rest of the day.

Want to check it out for yourself? Click here ===> Ruby Glow by Rocks-Off Ltd.