I need an engineer. I can do a lot of things as a mom, but this one is beyond me. 1281 pieces of Lego hell…I saw failure written all over this the moment I opened the box. I’ve never wished for a second parent so much in my whole life, preferably one who knows how to do this!
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Lol, isn’t the kid supposed to put that together? 😛
He’s 7, and it’s for ages 11-16 (thanks aunt and uncle../sigh) so Mom to the rescue…ugh…
Maybe do it with him? Master was like that, he managed to figure it out after an hour or two with his dad and then he was so excited he didn’t want dad’s help anymore, lol.
Oh, we’ll be doing it together…anything else is not an option…lol
Hahaha! Been there darling!! Good luck!
It made my stomach hurt just look at the THREE instruction booklets!
Hmmm I wonder if there is a need for engineer on call? A new start up business.
3 sets of instructions? Hopefully at least one of them is in English.
All in English (I guess)…no WORDS, only pictures…and just bags and bags of pieces…holy SHIT…
This looks almost as bad as the gazillion-piece jigsaw puzzle ’50 Shades of Grey’. Now that is pure pain to sort out! None of the parts fit where you think they should, nothing does what it is supposed to do, everything is unnaturally perfect…and there is not a colour in sight.
Unlike Lego, where every part fits in every other part. Errr…??
LOL! You crack me up!
Now that sounds like a true masochist’s puzzle.
It should sell well around here then;-)
You’re both freaking hilarious!
I have to say I don’t much miss the building Legos days. Or the stepping on Legos in the dark on the way to the bathroom days.
You are such a good mom/engineer. 😉
I’m not looking forward to stepping on them, either…but my oldest is distraught because I can’t magically get this thing together for him…
Just be patient with yourself. You CAN DO THIS!! One picture at a time. It is not the destination it is the journey…. ( oh yeah: Good Luck) 🙂
/sigh…I think this is going to be the toy that tries to break me…I was told to not become too determined to put it together, but I know me…it’s going to become a challenge and I will HAVE to beat it… 🙂
Now I think you have a bit of a switch in you… a budding Dominatrix… willing to beat Legos into submission.
Only for toys…:-)