Where the hell did it go? I lost seven pounds last week. I wrote a steamy-ass blog that made other people hot and bothered. I had amazing orgasms this morning.
Where the hell is my sexy?
Even Tumblr isn't doing it for me tonight. What. In. The. Hell?!
On another note, I did my taxes tonight (can my children stay small forever?). My oldest child (age 7) now wears glasses. And I got a small bonus at work today.
Life isn't bad, and I'm not complaining.
But I am in no way turned on by ANYTHING. And it's pissing me off.
I beg of you, if you know where my sexy is, please bring it back to me. I'm feeling decidedly dumpy over here, and I don't like it. Not one bit!