Where’s My Sexy?

Where the hell did it go? I lost seven pounds last week. I wrote a steamy-ass blog that made other people hot and bothered. I had amazing orgasms this morning.

Where the hell is my sexy?

Even Tumblr isn’t doing it for me tonight. What. In. The. Hell?!

On another note, I did my taxes tonight (can my children stay small forever?). My oldest child (age 7) now wears glasses. And I got a small bonus at work today.

Life isn’t bad, and I’m not complaining.

But I am in no way turned on by ANYTHING. And it’s pissing me off.

I beg of you, if you know where my sexy is, please bring it back to me. I’m feeling decidedly dumpy over here, and I don’t like it. Not one bit!

About the author

Kayla Lords

I am an erotic author, sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, and an opinionated marketer. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!


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