Where’s My Sexy?

Where the hell did it go? I lost seven pounds last week. I wrote a steamy-ass blog that made other people hot and bothered. I had amazing orgasms this morning.

Where the hell is my sexy?

Even Tumblr isn’t doing it for me tonight. What. In. The. Hell?!

On another note, I did my taxes tonight (can my children stay small forever?). My oldest child (age 7) now wears glasses. And I got a small bonus at work today.

Life isn’t bad, and I’m not complaining.

But I am in no way turned on by ANYTHING. And it’s pissing me off.

I beg of you, if you know where my sexy is, please bring it back to me. I’m feeling decidedly dumpy over here, and I don’t like it. Not one bit!

About the author

Kayla Lords

I am a sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, international speaker, kink educator, and all-around kinky woman. You can find me online sharing my innermost sexual thoughts and experiences, teaching other bloggers how to make money writing about sex, and helping kinksters have happy healthy BDSM relationships. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom and business partner, John Brownstone. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!


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