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Do You Like Her? #MasturbationMonday

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“Do you like her?”

He asked it nonchalantly like we were talking about where to go for dinner or whether I’d checked the mail or not. Did I like her? What did that mean? She was beautiful. Deep brown eyes, a round ass, and perky boobs that I imagined fitting in my hand perfectly. Did I like her looks? Oh yes. I think she knew she was being admired. Some women usually do. Not me. I assumed no one was paying attention, but something about the way she smiled at both of us, a lingering look, it made me think she knew. Maybe she realized it before I did.

“She’s very pretty.” That was as much as I could manage, watching her walk away, hips swaying, imagining her legs out of the jeans she wore.

“What else?”

He knows me so well. Looks aren’t everything. I liked the sound of her voice. Her smile was bright, and her eyes intelligent. She looked smart like she could hold a conversation. She had lines around her mouth that I knew meant she smiled and laughed a lot. I told him this.

When she came back with our drinks, I was flustered. We’d spent the entire time she was gone talking about her. She leaned over to put my drink down, farther than she had to. I smelled her perfume, her soap, and her skin. I inhaled deeply, closing my eyes, forgetting she was right there. Of course, I realized what I was doing a second after I did it. My eyes flew open in shock. I met his gaze, bewildered and mortified. He smiled.

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Kayla Lords

I am a sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, international speaker, kink educator, and all-around kinky woman. You can find me online sharing my innermost sexual thoughts and experiences, teaching other bloggers how to make money writing about sex, and helping kinksters have happy healthy BDSM relationships. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom and business partner, John Brownstone. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!

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