Watching Kinky Porn and Having Kinky Sex

I’m going to admit something that might actually surprise some people. I don’t watch a lot of porn. Oh I love reading smutty, erotic, sexual scenes. I definitely enjoy a steamy, sensual image (thank you, Tumblr). But I’m more exhibitionist than voyeur, so watching porn is more of a novelty than something that’s part of my kinky fuckery repertoire.

And then I was asked to watch and review (in my special, unique, sexy kind of way) porn on Youporn. It took me a minute, but I agreed. Porn is a reality, and we all have different experiences with it and reactions to it. No need to act like it’s not something that I might want to watch or that other people don’t enjoy.

John Brownstone and I made plans to cuddle up in the bed to watch some porn on my tablet and find out how we might react to it. I think the discussion that day went something like this:

Me: “Can we watch porn tonight?”

Daddy: “Sure, babygirl. Sounds good.”

Me: “And then we’ll….ya know?” I think I even waggled my eyebrows at him.

Daddy: “‘Ya know’, what?”

Me: “Uh, that part is your job, remember Daddy? You decide the “ya know,” I’m just letting you know that I’m up for whatever “ya know” ends up being.”

Sexy foreplay talk, right?

That night, naked, waiting to get in bed, anticipating what was to come but still a little unsure. (Bad porn is as common as really bad erotica, maybe more so. My fear was we’d turn ourselves off instead of on.) We did what we always do. We cracked jokes.

We added “and watch porn” to everything we said – like adding “in bed” to the end of your fortune cookie.

“I’m going to go to the bathroom…and watch porn.”

“I need to cook dinner…and watch porn.”

“I’m going to bed…and watch porn.”

We cracked ourselves up with our silliness. But eventually, like excited little kids, we settled into bed…to watch porn.

We started searching around. Be shocked, we went for BDSM porn. We purposely ignored the extreme stuff set in dungeons, although, I may have to check that out later.

And yes, we found boring, uninteresting porn. Most of it was amateur porn, too.

The blowjob that went on for several minutes with zero sound from anyone. Did he actually enjoy it? I’ll never know.

The German man fucking his submissive on the kitchen table, using her tits as handles. It could have been hotter, but there was no pre-cursor, no build up, no story. Just fucking. With almost no sound from either of them.

The BDSM threesome that could have been interesting if there’d been any real dirty talk or movement. It was just shots of the woman in different positions and men with masks taking turns fucking her pussy and mouth. It was right up our alley, but it didn’t do it for us.

The thin, small-boobed woman with a beautiful ass and pussy that was fucked in a multitude of positions for 15 minutes. Her ass was fucked like my pussy gets fucked – clearly anal is something she does a lot. I enjoyed looking at her, but it became monotonous after a while.

And then, we found it…

A submissive drooling around her ball gag, begging to be fucked by whoever the cameraman chose, calling herself his dirty whore. Oh yeah, now we were interested.

She crawled on the floor, hands tied behind her back (yes, that’s as awkward as it sounds, and hotter than you might think). The rope was later used as a leash. Her tits, pussy, and face were smacked several times (my own personal fave). She was given multiple orgasms, and she was soaking wet from it. Her panties were stuffed into her mouth while a guy with a massive cock fucked her over and over again. She gagged on his cock. He was HUGE, and he forced her to hold him down her throat for several seconds.

Holy. Fucking. Hell. It was hot.

It was the only video we watched until the end. When it was done, we were both breathing hard. I set aside the tablet and looked at him, unsure of what would happen next.

He grabbed me, pulled me into his chest, and forced my legs apart. One small touch, and I was writhing.

“You’re fucking wet. Did you like watching that? Are you a little whore like she is?”

I babbled some incoherent answer. My body was on fire. The slightest touch made me crazy with need. I was going to orgasm and soon, and he’d barely touched me.

His touch was rough and harsh. His words gruff. It was perfect.

I begged to come. He made me say it loud, over and over again, before giving me permission. My entire body convulsed. He didn’t stop. Fire consumed me. I shook and shuddered, pussy spasming over and over again. My thighs were sticky and wet with my own fluids.

He held me first against his chest, my bottom pressing into his cock. That’s what I wanted.

I shifted, rubbing the crack of my ass up and down his shaft.

“Oh that’s what you want?”

“Yes, Daddy! Yes, that’s what I want!”

“You want me to fuck your pussy, put my cock in your pussy?”

“Oh God yes!”

“Let me hear you say it, slut.”

This would normally be a moment where I’d balk, unable to say words that I type so easily. Not this night.

“Please, God, please fuck my pussy with your cock. Please, Daddy! Please!”

I was so wet, so willing, so fucking ready, he slid right in. We both breathed a deep sigh of pleasure and relief.

Then he began in earnest.

One hand in my hair, pulling hard, bringing tears to my eyes with the sting in my scalp. The other, gripping me tight – hips, tit, shoulder, wherever.

I held onto the edge of the bed, alternately moaning and screaming with pleasure.

He pulled my head around and smacked my face. My eyes rolled back in my head. Oh God that was good.

He slapped my tits.

He pulled my legs apart and attacked my clit until I shrieked and gushed around his cock.

He spanked my ass with each thrust.

He did everything we’d seen in the video, but god damn it was so much better in real life.

With a final thrust, he buried his face in the pillow to smother his own groans and cries of pleasure. As we struggled to regain our breath, I couldn’t help myself.

“Maybe we should watch porn more often, Daddy.”

He chuckled. “Maybe we should, babygirl.”

We both slept very well that night.

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