A sexy, fill-in-the-blank TMI Tuesday sounds perfect right about now. Of course, I didn’t have to make it sexy or kinky but if I didn’t, we’d all have to wonder if I was feeling well, wouldn’t we?
1. My dream vacation is to go someplace where other people can’t hear me screaming during an orgasm – or don’t care.
2. Right now I’m in a post-orgasmic bliss, ready to share kinky fuckery with the world (again).
3. I’m done with stress, having to be quiet during good sex, and not enough spankings.
4. The most enjoyable thing around the holidays is the extra time John Brownstone has off from work. He’s more devious and better rested.
5. Dashing through the snow, in a bondage halter top with a ball gag in my mouth…and a Hitachi strapped to the vag! Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells!
6. When my blog is broken, I’m in a panic. And get it fixed ASAP. There’s kinky fuckery to share!
7. If only the walls were soundproof and we could survive on less sleep. I have no doubt, there’d be more spankings, floggings, bondage, and forced orgasms.
Bonus: I saw the most amazing stars behind my eyes when my body exploded into a million gushing pieces this last night!