Take me on a ride
Of the sensual pleasures
In our hearts and minds.
About the author
Kayla Lords
I am a sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, international speaker, kink educator, and all-around kinky woman. You can find me online sharing my innermost sexual thoughts and experiences, teaching other bloggers how to make money writing about sex, and helping kinksters have happy healthy BDSM relationships. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom and business partner, John Brownstone. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!
Hot, so very very hot. TheDeviousMrWolf’s brother has a motorcycle. I wonder if he’d let us borrow it…
LBP if you get a chance let DMW see if he can take you for a ride..on the motorcycle…hehehe
Kayla loves it.
I have ridden behind DMW’s brother on his motorcycle (Ducati) ONCE. Let’s just say that I bet single guys with bikes get laid A LOT.
I bet they do, too!
I just wish I had a seatbelt…no joke, and yes I know it would kill me more than it would help, but I’d FEEL more secure…
Uhhhh….. that would make it a really large strap on wand….
And the problem is…? 😉
LOL, none whatsoever! For a danger girl like me, hanging on for dear life while my Sir drives a big vibrator around tight curves sounds perfect! GRIN.
I foresee the order of a skirt and no panties in my future…yours too if you borrow that bike!
Not in my immediate future, all bikes in storage until the end of this mini ice age, we usually warm up around June here. Sir does not have his motorcycle license either- minor technical detail though 🙂
God, I forgot! Daddy can ride his bike year-round because well, because Florida.
I still imagine no panties is an option – as long as you don’t leave the house!
*giggle* I haven’t worn panties in two years….. but this far north, skirts that you can wear without panties are something you break out in June and pack away in August.
LOL! Maybe one day I will be pantiless most of the time, too.
Mmmmmmm… watch out for air conditioning… LOL
/giggles
Promise to clean the seat when you’re done. No need leaving a sticky mess. 😉
It would also be dripping wet….but with my luck I would fall off and get injured, then I’d have to blog about it….
Well of course you would!
Somehow I pictured JB’s bike being more like a GoldWing or a Roadster?
Verrry hot photo! Puts my mind in over-drive! Ohhhh Myyyyyynnx?!?
-Mynx’s Sir (Tom Wolf)
His is a very cool bike, but all I know about it is that it’s blue and I need to hold on tight to him – which certainly doesn’t bother me! 🙂
Oh do I have a ride in mind for you babygirl!!!!
TW, I have a 2001 Honda Shadow ACE Classic.
Rawr! Take me for a ride, Daddy!
TW, well there ya go!
BTW, I have to steal this photo, every time I hit reply it flashes on my screen and it’s driving me….well it’s driving me…
Steal away…I got it from Tumblr – click on it and you can see a really good Tumblr blog. OMG.
Oh, hahaha that blog looks awesome! 🙂 Hmmmm I can only assume from Mynx’s absence on line that Mr. TW is keeping her entertained, no?
I hope so! Someone should be entertained tonight!
LOL, your tumblr’s pretty entertaining. I had to re-register, hadn’t been on in a while. Thanks for the follow, btw
You’re welcome! I’m so bad about checking other peoples blogs. Not because I don’t want to follow but because I forget.
LOL, mine’s pretty small potatoes, think of it as comic relief :).
Nice ride JB! And Kayla seems sweet too! LOL! 🙂
Ha…ha…ha. 😉
Thanks TW.
Yeah Kayla does seem pretty sweet, I think she’s a keeper 😉
*snorting with laughter* That was fffff- funny!
Mr. TW- what have you done with/to our Mynx? she is missing our subbie fun here! Oh… and do YOU own a motorcycle perchance?
Hmmmm- so if I said she was a “bit tied up” at the moment, would I need to provide further explanation? 😉
And no, I don’t own a two-wheeled vibrator- yet… It has been the topic of intense conversation however!
My Sir has also expressed an interest in owning a bike, we are near enough to a “made famous by TV” custom bike shop to have gone for a look see but no further. I suspect that if (when) I send him this photo his “interest” will rise again 🙂
Hmmm makes me wonder if it is the “made famous by TV” one that I am thinking of which means you are very near my hometown.
🙂 You are most likely correct Southern Sir, exit 17.
Haha, no further explanation needed Mr. TW, I “trussed” that Mynx was well taken care of!
Seriously Kayla? Small potatoes? You make me laugh out loud lots- LOLL!
🙂
Mr. TW, Kayla’s blog IS big potatoes. The Mynx blog is also big potatoes. Mine is small potatoes, a mere side dish on the BDSM menu.
Me thinks there are no big potatoes or small potatoes.
I think everyone has their own unique voice to share.
Thank you Southern Sir. That is the beauty of blogging, it gives everyone an equal voice. I find humor in just about everything, and I just feel the need to share that, If I can make someone smile or chuckle as much as I did, then I’m happy. I wish I could be creative and thoughtful in my writing, but it just isn’t my talent. I’m happy to read and appreciate other’s writings. There are some very talented writers here. Thanks again!
Mmmm, potatoes. Now I’m hungry.
And I agree, we all have a voice.
You ‘bring up’ an ‘interesting point’ indeed BoPeep! Perhaps you’ll get to the ‘bottom of it’ and report back to us your ‘inclinations’?
Par for the course BoPeep- correct again!
Kayla, honey, would you like your blog post back now? I’m sorry :). This picture was so hot, I did send it to DMW, and your Haiku’s are wonderfully sensuous. I agree with H.H. Maybe there are some royalty free images somewhere?
Southern Sir, you should absolutely put your camera AND your motorcycle to good use. I have an “okay” camera that I’m learning to use and I so want to learn how to take lovely, creamy sensuous B&W shots. DMW has graciously volunteered to be my model while I learn 🙂
I like Daddy’s idea. 🙂
This has been fun to watch – other than the whole email-blowing-up-all-day thing. Keep going. You’re all VERY entertaining. 🙂
You should publish a book of sensual haiku with pics.
I don’t know about pictures, but I was thinking the same thing last night.
Might be time to put that fancy camera of mine to good use and do the photos for your Haiku book 😉
I like how you think!
You make me laugh too Peepers… Ours is just okay, Kayla’s is 5-star 5-course dining delight! Mynx and I are maybe the appetizer, but yours is the sweetest dessert!!! 😉
1/3 less filling 🙂
Dessert???? Did someone say dessert???
…tastes great… 😉
Yum!
wondering if there is a potato based dessert….
[…] Fuckedup Family, what is your answer?! Potato Soup (thanks BoPeep for the inspiration from miss Kayla’s banter responses) …Show me -Potato Soup- … KaDing – Potato Soup the number 5 […]
Oh my goodness Kayla … See what happens when I become a responsible working person again, My Sir and best friend run-a-muck all over your blog! You all had way to much fun without me!
And the bike pic is super sexy hot! Oh Sir…… Can we get a bike? Please Sir?
Hugs to you Kayla !
Mynx
Ah, so you were the adult missing in the room. 🙂 Amok, amok, they can run amok – you too now that you’re here!
((HUGS))
Mmmmmmm love to feel a large engine revving on my seat…
We are all shameless tonight. Absolutely shameless. 🙂
*Just* tonight? I think not!
Mr. TW, I think you broke Kayla’s blog..
Please don’t break my blog!
Oh Mynx, haven’t you ‘ridden’ enough lately? 😉
-Mynx’s Sir (Tom Wolf)
It’s never enough Sir! Wishing I knew bike lingo right now, thinking about twin turbo double thrusters between my thighs, and the roar of ones motor to keep me going! Hey if DMW and Bo Peep get a bike, and we get one, and Southern Sir already has one, we could start our own biker club….. “The Orgasms angels”!
Oh Mynx….. you just got me with the twin turbo thrusters….
Oh miss Kayla, does this happen every time you ‘get his engine revving’ up to speed? 😉
-TW
But of course! 😉
Yuck yuck yuck- everyone is running amok in muck! 🙂
Running at high RPM’s
I hear a Mazda commercial in the background… Zoom Zoom!
A MAZDA???? A MAZDA???? I’m talking 427 Cobra…Rev it up, drive me, errr it, fast and scare me a bit……Mazda…..sheesh….
Zoom Zoom again, just sayin!!!
Wonder if we can bring down gmail with all this
OMG, I can’t keep all of this straight….
That’s right a club, not a gang
Is that the same as ‘between your legs’ miss??? 🙂
Mr. TW, you are very bold… but yes. ( clawing desperately at ANY sense of decorum )
Too funny! So they all have a ‘biker sign’ for their individual clubs… Ours could be ‘Oh Oh Oh Ohhhhhhhhhh Yahhhh baby! Do it again, do it again, do it again- again-again-again!’
-TW
OOOYB DIA DIA DIA, no one on earth would figure it out.
it would be alike a secret handshake thingy…
Sooooo much fun! 😉
Well Southern Sir and Mr.TW, thank you both for a fun evening. Kayla, I love what you’ve done with your blog, really, can I have your designer’s name?
My Sir has to be out of the house before 6 tomorrow, so I have to go get ready for our night time activities. Kayla and Mynx, lovely to see you both again online. We really must get together again. My blog next time? Well, let me check… let’s see, the cleaning lady doesn’t come until Tuesday, and I have NOTHING to serve…DMW will have to restock the bar, Mr. TW, it’s Chopin, right? SS, you are a Scotch drinker? Ladies, red or white? Just let me know, I have plenty of both. Oh DMW has warmed the car for me… I really must go, See you all soon! I
Kayla? Peep? Shameless? Reeeeally?
Well, me… that’s a given. Mynx? at least she has the grace to to sit back and raise an eyebrow at all of this. I have no shame, I’m sorry Kayla, for dragging you through the mud with me 🙂
I like your mud, so it’s ok. 😉
Phhhthpt, sheesh, phefff, tisk, really? 🙂
WTF does that mean???
Cue Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone at the Moose Lodge…
Or WP for all if their censorship of those ousted???
The difference being? 🙂
Bwwwaappp bap bap bap … Mmmmmm … Hear that Kitten purrrrrr?! 🙂
Mud? Mud wrestling? Jello? 🙂
Laughing out loud… Mynx looking at me like I’ve lost my mind- what little there was left! 🙂
Mud? This must be a dirty blog.Oh the shame of it
Your hit score will just keep on rising miss Kayla! 🙂
Dirty minds gather together! …mud …sand …dust …dirt …the list goes on- there’s a song I there somewhere?!
A song yes! Of great deeds and trials. Of many a spanking, of beautifully bound wenches.
If we were all together the world would never be the same
Well Gmail would thank us…
Too funny! I think a road trip to the sunny south is in order!
BoPeep said she ‘can’t keep it straight!’ LMAO! 🙂
Hahahaha…. walked into that one…I must be tired! Don’t you people have JOBS to go to in the morning?
Leaning in a different direction LBP?
Oh Mr. TW, I lean in A LOT of directions…..have to to keep up with DMW!
Peeps- are you being the adult here or what? 😉
I think it’s Dom’s only after 11. You wear us subs out…
What say you miss Kayla? Hmmmm? 🙂
Kayla has small children, she is probably passed out, after tripping over legos on the way to bed and picking up small action figures.
Close. Plus I’ve spent half my day in bed with some yucky, vicious bug. 🙁
I think LBP is right! My gmail is crying. Daddy has to wake up VERY early tomorrow, and any casual observer is going to think we all need to be sent to the funny farm – rumor has it that those places aren’t very kinky.
Yessssss, and you? =D
I have a new Keurig that’ll jump start my day! Yay! 🙂
Wait- that was JB not me… Peeps, do you need a new note pad to keep up here?! LOL…
Don’t let her fool you, she is on Tumblr
Haven’t touched it! (Because I got sucked into G+)
There’s a post in those words somewhere- perhaps accosted by small Lego action figures while sleeping and suddenly ….
…or the principal’s office for a spanking…
Uh-huh, that’s right! We bad, uh-huh… Yah!
Y’all can keep being bad. I’m going to sleep! Don’t break my blog or my gmail tonight, k?
Yuck! So sorry to hear… Good night!
LOL! miss Kayla?! Really?! 😉
G+? Is that like G spot?
Google is into everything
Oh, alright… Have good dreams miss…. 🙂
Thanks for being so much fun with us tonight!
Vroom Vroom…
I’m off as well, night all