Whether you had a great, sexy, kinky Valentine’s Day or you celebrated your single life with a drink and some masturbation, we could all use more kinky fuckery in our lives.
That’s why I’ve partnered with Mystery Vibe to give away a Crescendo vibrator!
It’s a vibe you can bend into multiple positions (but don’t twist it!). Good for vaginas, clitorises, and penises, y’all! For single peeps or couples! (It’s not recommended for anal play, but I won’t be checking up on you.)
The giveaway runs today, February 16 through March 15 at 11:59 p.m. Open to US, Canada, and UK only.
What makes the Crescendo so damn great? Check out my review for it.
Sure, it has buttons, but the real fun is with the mobile app and plenty of extra (and free) vibes to try, no matter what kind of sexy mood you’re in.
How can you play with it? Let us count the ways!
Yes, John Brownstone has used it on himself, and he loved it. Good for single peeps and couples, no matter kinky you are! Enter to win today!
So exciting I’d love to win a mystery vibe heard so much about it and more kinky fuckery has to be a great thing ?
It’s SUCH a unique toy – I had a ton of fun playing with the vibrations on my phone while JB had it on him. Rawr!
Awesome. I love kinky fuckery.
Yay for kinky fuckery!
I would love to win this.. With the sweetest man being sick it wasn’t a very fun Valentine’s Day 🙁 Hope he feels better soon.
Good luck!
Being sick on Valentine’s Day is definitely NO fun.
Kinky fuckery for the win. Really hoping I’m the lucky fucker that gets to try this toy! Your review on it was brilliant and really piqued my interest.
Thank you! It was a fun one to try. And yes, kinky fuckery for the win! 🙂
This looks so fun, and I am in the market for a new toy! ?
Good luck!
oooh, i was just researching new toys and this one looks oh so interesting!!! thanks for all the kinky fuckery! we love listening!
It’s a great toy! And yay for kinky fuckery!
So excited for a chance to win this amaze Crescendo Vibrator. Looks a great toy to add to the collection.
It is!
Thanks for the giveaway! I’ve read so many different things about it that I really want to try it for myself
Thanks for entering! Good luck!
Sex toys are wonderful. I hate that they get a bad rep in mainstream society, and I am all about changing that! Sex toys don’t have to be seen as “replacements” to human partners. They can be supplemental, and they can stand in when human partners are not available or even desired!
Exactly! We use them in our own play all the time and they are definitely supplemental. 🙂
So many ways to use it! It’s kind of funny how it coils around the penis like a snake. :p
Soooo many ways! JB loooooved it on his penis.
Love reading your reviews on this toy along with other toys. I would Love to win this. Looking for new toys to use with, and on my man.
Thank you! And good luck!
I LOVEEEE sex toys!! I actually, have over the last few years, become quite the collector of toys! I am proud of my collection!! Like, seriously proud!! I would love to add the crescendo to it!!! <3
They’re so fun, aren’t they?! Good luck on the giveaway!
What a quirky little device! Ugh I need something like this in my life and I need it now
LOL, don’t we all?! Good luck in the giveaway!
This just looks so spiffy
It is! 🙂
I’ve really been looking for something I could control with a phone app for kinky shopping trips about town. I was looking at a bunch of other options, and wasn’t even aware a vibe could be used on my penis in the first place! Part of me wants to lose this giveaway just so Princess doesn’t get any ideas about becoming a Switch…
If you win and try it out like that, let me know! When JB bent it around his cock, he had to hold it in place, not that he minded. 🙂
A strange device huh?
Definitely, but it feels sooooo good!
I am not experienced enough to have much of an opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I like the idea! =)
It’s definitely a fun one! 🙂
Looks fun!
It is! 😉
Look really interesting I never really tried a toy like this before
It’s definitely a different experience.
Who doesn’t love some kinky fuckery!!!?????
Right?!
Forget those other people… draw my name… I’ve got to try one!!!
Just watched their video of customer testimonials… hilarious, now I really need one.
lol, may the odds be forever in your favor. 😉
Soo intrigued by the Crescendo. Have heard such mixed reviews I feel I just need to see for myself lol
Aurora x
Yeah, it’s not for everyone, but I was sold when I saw how JB was able to play with it and enjoy it. Of course, the orgasms it gave me were great too, lol.
Love kinky fuckery, add a vibrator in the mix and I’ll be cumming all day! This would be a really interesting toy to play with 🙂
Yay for all the orgasms and more kinky fuckery. 🙂
Kinky fuckery- I like seeing that more and more people are into sex toys but I wish people would also be aware of body-safe materials for their toys.
I agree, on both accounts.
This looks really cool, I love how many ways you can use it– big fan of very fun-ctional sex toys :^)
Right?! Most toys have one or two options, this one is amazing! It’s fun to try out all the different ways too. 🙂
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