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X-Rated Kayla #SpankA2Z

In the past few weeks, my website has been deemed pornographic and x-rated by indeterminate powers-that-be. How do I know?

John Brownstone (and others) can no longer access my website from the internet in their office. For whatever reason, I feel like I’ve arrived.

I’m x-rated. I’m dirty and dangerous. The kinky offerings of this site are not safe for office internet. The firewall says, “No.”

I don’t feel x-rated. I feel boring and staid. If I was truly pornographic, there’d be a lot more naked parts hanging around here.

But that’s okay.

I’ve learned a few things from this A to Z challenge (thank you sweet baby jeebus there are only two letters left after this one). In the beginning, it spurred my creativity. Now, it’s stalled. Okay, maybe life has had a little something to do with that.

If anyone came for the x-rated goodness, you might have to use my handy-dandy-took-too-long-to-add search button. And if you can’t get to my site from your computer at work – or the WiFi – while part of me says, “Awww, I’m sorry!”, another part says, “High five, y’all!”

Oh, and to prove I’m not a completely bad influence…shouldn’t you get back to work and stop trying to read smutty goodness while on the job??? I kid! More smutty goodness for everyone!

X is x-rated. I’d hoped to find a more creative “X” word but there aren’t that many available to choose from. Shocking, I know. Okay, only Y and Z to go. 

X-Rated Kayla

About the author

Kayla Lords

I am an erotic author, sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, an opinionated marketer, and speaker. You can find me online sharing my innermost sexual thoughts and experiences, teaching other bloggers how to make money writing about sex, and helping kinksters have healthy BDSM relationships. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom and business partner, John Brownstone. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!

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