Damn, I’d like to be wrapped around her body like that. Dark brown leather, creeping up the back of her calf. Those heels make her ass look luscious, spankable as fuck.
I’d bend her over, naked but for those damn boots, spank her ass, ride her hard, then strip her down and lick those achin’ feet and suck her painted little toes. Oh yeah, I would.
But not before I fucked her good, make her wrap those legs around my waist. The cool leather scrapin’ my skin, heels diggin’ into my ass. Oh fuckin’ yeah. That’s right.
Wish I was the fabric on the inside of her shoe, caressing her skin all day.
Aw shit, she saw me lookin’. Look somewhere else. Anywhere else.
Oh? Who is this? Grey, suede, wedge, and the barest hint of a sexy little ankle? Come on over here, sugar, and let me…
What’ll I do with this one? Mmmm, I’d shoot jizz over her feet and lick her clean again. Yeah, I bet she’d like that shit.
Huh, she’s lookin’ at me and smilin’. Yeah, baby, how you doin’?
Wait, what? Did I say somethin’ wrong? Aw fuck, I got a goddamned tent over here. Fuck. Play it cool, man, play it cool. Think of your grandma or somethin’. Naked. Yeah, naked grandma should calm ole boy down.
But grandma always did have the best pumps. Shiny, slick, and beggin’ to be covered in jizz. Awww yeah.
“Sir? Excuse me, sir?”
Huh, what’s this little prick with his ugly ass shoes want?
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave the store unless you’re making a purchase. You’re making shoppers uncomfortable. Please leave the shoe store before I call security.”
Little fuck, I oughta fuckin’…hey wait, there’s a bench outside. We cool, we cool. I know where to take the show.
Welcome to Wicked Wednesday! This week’s prompt was all about shoes, so I decided to write an ode to a certain someone I know who has a boot fetish (although not a foot fetish like our guy here). Now, go forth and read more smutty goodness!
While yes I do have a deep appreciation for boots, thankfully I’m nothing like this creeper.
He even creeped me out…great little tale.
I’m glad he came across as creepy…that was my goal. 🙂
Very creepy 😀
In the best possible way. 😀
I really enjoyed this, start to finish.
Thank you!
This is hilarious! I’m so sorry–the creepy factor was lost on me. I’ve written things that I thought were creepy before and have been baffled when people found them funny. I never like it when that happens; so I hope I’m not “doing that to you” … Fun read! xxM
His actions, from the outside observer, would probably be creepy, but I wanted the internal dialogue to lighten it up. I also figured that it probably happens more than we’d ever know, and what if we could hear the thoughts of someone like that. So I like that you thought it was funny. 😀
I didn’t see the creepiness in this either, but actually felt sorry for him because he doesn’t seem to be able to handle his own fetish 😉
Great piece.
Rebel xox
Yes, he definitely is worthy of a bit of pity.
I feel like I’ve hit the writing jackpot because everyone has had a different reaction, and (to me), they’re all true and good reactions based on who I kind of imagined him to be. 😀
Your narrative voice on this cracked me up so hard– I seriously lost it at “We cool, we cool.” I’ve missed reading your blog so much, darlin’! This was such a good way to slide back in xx
I love trying out different voices. Glad you saw the humor in some of it. 😀
And welcome back!
I absolutely loved the internal dialogue, had me smiling throughout!
Velvet x
Awesome! Thanks for reading. 😀
Now that is what I call a man with a fetish and the bit about grandma was particularly creepy
Mollyxxx
I’d like to think it was more about her shoes, but you never know… 😉