Wicked Wednesday

Merry Fucking Christmas!

And I mean that in the best possible way!

It’s Christmas time and if you’re reading this on Christmas Eve, I’m running around like a crazy woman cleaning my house, doing laundry, and baking four different types of cookies for Christmas day. If it’s Christmas Day, I’m either delighting in my children’s love of Christmas or eating my weight in Christmas cookies. If it’s the day after? I’m trapped in a car with Daddy (which isn’t being trapped at all) and BOTH boy children (which is being trapped, I’m gonna need liquor) as we drive for 10 hours to see my mom for a few days. OMG.

So, I don’t feel like writing kinky fuckery for Christmas (I’m not creative enough as a writer to do the themed stuff) and I won’t sell you anything at Christmas because we’re all equally broke at this time of year. Instead, I’ll share with you my philosophy on all the different ways of celebrating this time of year…

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And if you don’t identify with any particular religion (like me), say whatever the hell you feel like!

So, with that in mind, Merry Fucking Christmas – I adore all of you. Whatever you celebrate, however you celebrate it, I hope you’re enjoying the holiday season. And if not, if you need a friend, I’m here…you’re not alone, I promise.

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About the author

Kayla Lords

I am a sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, international speaker, kink educator, and all-around kinky woman. You can find me online sharing my innermost sexual thoughts and experiences, teaching other bloggers how to make money writing about sex, and helping kinksters have happy healthy BDSM relationships. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom and business partner, John Brownstone. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!

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