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A Masturbation and Fuck Break #SexToyReview

"I need a break. I think I'll masturbate. Care to join me?"

No matter what you might think, these aren't normal conversations for us. But now that John Brownstone works from home, opportunities like this ought to be taken as often as possible.

The Giraffe by IMTOY (received in exchange for an honest review) had been sitting on the nightstand for weeks. Between website troubles and our own personal upheavals, playing had been put on the backburner. No more. I needed orgasms...and him.

He wasn't ready when I was. Even after I flashed my boobs at him, lingering long enough for him to suck and nip at one. I turned on my heel, casually throwing a "I'll get started and you can join me when you're ready" over my shoulder.

Like a red flag to a bull.

I'd barely turned the vibrator on before he was in the bedroom, making a beeline for the bed. I lost count of the vibration settings as I tested them but I liked them all. Okay, let's see what this thing can do. The last few vibes had disappointed me. I wasn't expecting much this time either.

The first setting was mild, but it felt good. My thighs parted. I placed the widest part against my clit, keeping my finger over the button. Not bad, not bad. Next?

Another setting. Better than the first. My body clenched, my back arching off the bed, heels digging in. And that was before he placed a hot mouth over my nipple, sucking and nibbling. I hissed between my teeth, terrified to make too much noise.

The first orgasm lapped over me, not unlike his tongue. I felt hot fluid gush between my legs. Next setting. More of the same, except now his hands moved across my skin, blazing a searing trail. In between presses of the button, pulse changes, and bone-wracking orgasms, I felt him.

Tweaking and pinching nipples. Licking my neck. Tongue in my ear.

The sensations overwhelmed my brain and body. A torrent of juices poured from my body. I lifted the vibrator away, and it dripped with come. I smiled. He chuckled.

Back at it, I wanted more. I didn't realize how long it had been since I'd had the big orgasms, the gushy ones, my favorite ones. But once I had the first, I wanted more. The vibe rattled against the fluid pooled in my slit, making an all-too familiar sound of vibrations meeting liquid. Again and again I pressed the button. Small pulse settings let me rest. Steady streams of sensations sent spasms rolling from the one end of my body to the next.

The towel under my ass was soaked. So was the bed. So was I.

"I want more, girl." He was growling, pure masculinity. Done watching. Done teasing. Ready to take.

I kept the vibrator between my legs, this time on a low setting. He spooned against my back, his cock thrusting deep inside. Each time he went deep, he growled. He could feel the vibrations through my body.

One hand gripped my hair in a cruel vice. I wanted to scream in pain. Small climaxes rippled through my cunt. He grunted in satisfaction as I clamped down over his cock.

Every nerve was on fire. One wrong touch, and I'd combust. He gave no quarter, no mercy, as he took and took and took, and I gave and gave and gave.

Finally, just at that moment when I thought I could take (and give) no more, could bear no more fiery pain or even the smallest climax, I heard him roar his release into the pillow behind my head. The final thrust butted his cock against the vibrator. As he came, it was his turn to whimper and shudder, gasp and moan.

About the Giraffe by IMTOY

I think 30 minute masturbation and fuck breaks just need to be thing. A law, even. My head is still swimming even as I type this, but not a single muscle in my body is tense. Frankly, I could use a nap - but there's a huge wet spot in the bed.

This vibrator, the Giraffe, is part of the Zoo Collection by IMTOY. It's soft and small but powerful. I lost count of the vibration settings as I pressed the button. Like other sex toys today, it can also be used with an app which certainly would make it easier to use. The only complaint I have is that my fingers are still tingling from the vibrations. I could have used it against my g-spot, but since my best orgasms are clitoral, I didn't even bother.

The Giraffe is one of six toys in the collection and sales from the collection help support the South Africa Endangered Wildlife Trust.

The Giraffe has a sleek style that's absolutely gorgeous, it's waterproof (according to the website), and it's a basic but powerful vibrator. It's got a magnetic USB charge which holds really well. (Some magnets don't connect well or easily, and this definitely does.)

It retails for $79.99 through the IMTOY website and shipping is free in the U.S. and $10 for international shipping (as of the publication date).

I'm definitely keeping the Giraffe in the nightstand.

Check out the Giraffe and the entire Zoo Collection!

About the author

Kayla Lords

I am an erotic author, sex blogger, podcaster, freelance writer, and an opinionated marketer. I'm also a masochistic babygirl submissive with an amazing and sadistic Daddy Dom. Welcome to my kinky corner of the internet!

13 Comments

  • If I were truly a bad girl… a naughty girl… okay, a girl with no filter, I’d tell a coworker “I’m running home, I need my 30 minute mandatory masturbation break.”
    However, in public I’m a somewhat good girl with a filthy mind and a {mostly} filtered mouth.
    And who can deny toys that benefit endangered wildlife?

  • Masturbation breaks are for both sexes, female and male. I am a sexually active 70+ years make and am married to a 70 years old woman. We are both very sexually active with each other. Over the past few years my wife has “come out of the closet , gotten away from her strict Roman Catholic Italian upbringing. This was a bad thing in our early lives sexually which drove me to become an avid self pleasing masturbator. I found new and exciting ways to edge, which is by far one of the best things either sex can do. I also made several “sex toys” kept them, and still do, well hidden from her. I love to fantasize as do most masturbators and use my own personal experiences to enhance the feelings that occur in my body.
    I will fantasize making love with not “TO” a woman, there is a difference and a woman knows this, they are very smart and know when they are just being used and abused. I love to treat a woman as she should be, loved, cherished and adored, held on a pedestal and when making love with her or any woman for that matter, make her feel wanted and desired, not just a piece of meat.
    I love to play with her and masturbate myself while I do, this drives her just as crazy as it does me. I can go for a long time before my needs, wants and sexual desires require fulfillment. It is my job as the Alpha Male to satisfy her first.
    Although my wife will not masturbate or do mutual masturbation with me there is no problem, I will do her and the longer the better. The ore that I can make her have orgasm after orgasm not only turns her on, makes her wetter but make me harder and stiffer. I love to masturbate and play with her clit with the tip of my cock this masturbation of her pussy is well worth it for the both of us.
    I also have my alone time in the early mornings where I can masturbate, fantasize and finally if I want to cum. I have a full foreskin so I am able to catch my cum before it spurts all over, then I release it slowly and let it run down my cock onto my balls and down the crack of my ass. The smell of my cum is so sweet and I am able to lick the remainder off my hands.
    We all need alone time to masturbate and I for one would vote for a masturbation break each and every day.

      • Thank you very much for the compliment. My wife and I have been very luck to have this experience and I feel that this is why we are still together today. Married couples take too much for granted, they never realize just how many of the vows they will have to use when they make them. The only thing that we have NOT used yet and I dread the day is “until death do us part”. I know for a fact that I will miss her very much when and if she goes first, I can never replace her and even though I may have strayed in our marriage, no matter what I still and will always love “her”.
        Please don’t stop your writings I have followed them for the past two years, they are inspirational to say the least…..

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