Skimming through the porn site, waiting for something to catch my attention - and when I say mine, I mean my cock - and it just ain't happening for me.
It's like my cock knows that whatever I find online is just gonna be a fucking tease. Porn as a cock tease. Who knew?
Yeah, I could jerk off and get the orgasm, but sometimes a man's hand just isn't enough, ya know? I might know exactly how to grip my meat, stroking with the right amount of pressure, using soap or spit to lube me up. Oh, I won't lie. The jolt I get when I'm hard as a rock and my hand just fucking glides over my dick is pretty good. When all the blood rushes from one head to the other, there's damn little that feels better.
But you know what feels fucking amazing? What I'm missing?
Pussy. Those juicy, tight walls gripping my dick. The 360 degrees of friction that you just don't get from a hand.
I've been single for too long, and the last hottie I brought home backed out at the last minute. Hey, I don't force nothin' on nobody. If she didn't want it anymore, that was her loss, and I showed her out the door all nice and polite.
But that doesn't mean I didn't have fucking blue balls from it. Talk about an unsatisfying jack off in the shower. So close to pussy...yet so far away.
I know what I need to do. I need to get one of those sex toys - a fake pussy. Hell, I can even get one that fucking vibrates, man. No honey I've ever fucked vibrated around my cock before. I'd still be fucking her if she did, I'll tell you that much.
Damn. Vibrating pussy.
Yeah, yeah, I know. It ain't real. I get it. But if the ladies can have rabbits and dildos and whatever else, why the fuck can't we have our own shit? That's all I'm sayin'.
That's what I'll do. Get me a fuck toy - literally. Maybe one of those pump things. Shiiiit, that'll create some pressure.
Thinking about a fake pussy toy, and now I'm jackin' off? Well, hell, I'm here now. Let's do this thing.
Damn, I haven't been this hard in a while. God damn, I'm so sensitive it hurts. Unh, my balls are tighter than a virgin ass. Oh God. Fuck. Yeah. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Creamed all over my stomach. Hope I last a little longer when I get me some vibrating pussy. But if I don't, who cares? I can fuck it as much as I want.
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